Summertime Saga: Consuela Route Walkthrough (Maid & Beachhouse Guide)

Consuela is the long-suffering maid of the Rump family and the mother of your classmate, Martinez. Her route is unique because it requires a significant financial investment. To complete her story, you must become a homeowner, unlocking the Beachhouse—one of the game’s premium safehouses.

Route Prerequisites

This is an “End Game” financial route. Ensure you have the following:

• Story Progress: Rump Estate unlocked (Main Story).

• Charisma: Level 7 (Required for job interviews).

• Money: **$6,000+** ($1,000 for the robot, $5,000 for the house).

• Connections: You must have met Father Keeves (Church) and Roz (Hospital).

⚠️ Important Note: If you have already finished the “Campaign/Main Story” Part 2, the game may skip the “Replacement” phase and start directly at the “Get a Job” phase.

Phase 1: The Replacement (Thotbot)

1. The Firing:

   • Trigger: Go to Rump Estate (Morning). Talk to Melonia about Consuela.

   • The Plan: Go to the Backyard (Afternoon). Talk to Ricky. He suggests finding a replacement.

2. The Robot:

   • Location: Go to the Mall -> Pink Store.

   • Action: Talk to Ivy. Buy the Thotbot ($1,000).

   • Delivery: Wait 2 Days. Pick up the package at Pink.

   • Result: Deliver it to the Rump Estate. Melonia fires Consuela anyway, blaming you.

Phase 2: The Job Hunt

1. The Beggar:

   • Wait: Next Weekday.

   • Location: Go to the Mall (Sidewalk). You find Consuela begging. You promise to find her work.

2. Attempt 1: The Church:

   • Go to the Church. Talk to Father Keeves.

   • Return to Consuela.

   • Result: Fail. The meeting goes poorly.

3. Attempt 2: The School:

   • Go to the School.

   • Result: Fail. Martinez (her daughter) refuses to let her mother work there due to embarrassment.

4. Attempt 3: The Hospital (Success):

   • Go to the Hospital. Talk to the Receptionist (Roz).

   • The Deal: Roz agrees to hire her, but only if you do her a “favor.”

   • The Storage Room: Follow Roz to the 2nd Floor Storage Room. Complete the scene.

   • Success: Consuela is hired at the Hospital.

Phase 3: The Beachhouse (The $5,000 Investment)

This is the major barrier to entry. You cannot progress until you own the property.

1. Real Estate:

   • Requirement: Have $5,000 cash.

   • Action: Click the “For Sale” sign on the Beachhouse (Right side of the map, near the Pier). Buy it.

2. Moving In:

   • Wait: 1 Week.

   • Action: Enter the Beachhouse. Go upstairs and Sleep in the bed.

3. The Housewarming:

   • Next Morning: Consuela and Martinez visit you.

   • The Offer: To thank you for helping her, Consuela offers to be your maid.

Phase 4: Living Loving Maid

Consuela now works at your Beachhouse Monday to Friday. You must check on her weekly to advance the romance.

1. Week 1 (Singing):

   • Wait: 1 Week.

   • Action: Go to the Beachhouse Kitchen (Afternoon). Consuela is singing while working.

2. Week 2 (Cleanup):

   • Wait: 1 Week.

   • Action: Go to the Beachhouse Kitchen (Afternoon). She is cleaning the floor.

   • Event: She decides to “clean” the owner as well.

3. Week 3 (The Interruption):

   • Wait: 1 Week.

   • Action: Sleep at the Beachhouse.

   • Event: You wake up to Martinez yelling. She is unhappy about the arrangement but eventually leaves.

4. The Finale:

   • Next Day: Go to the Beachhouse (Afternoon).

   • Choice: Consuela asks how she should dress.

     • Option A: Dressed (Maid Outfit).

     • Option B: Naked (No Outfit).

   • Result: This unlocks the repeatable scenes.

Phase 5: Pregnancy Mechanics

Once the route is complete, Consuela is eligible for the pregnancy system.

• Trigger: Finish inside during the repeatable sex scene.

• Timeline:

  • 1 Week: Phone message / Announcement at Beachhouse.

  • 5 Weeks: Labor / Hospital Event.

  • 2 Weeks Later: Baby sent to daycare. Normal activities resume.

The QA-APK Verdict: Consuela

Why she matters: Consuela is essentially the “Trophy” for players who have mastered the game’s economy. She is the most expensive romance option in the game due to the mandatory Beachhouse purchase.

Our Team’s Take:

• The Financial Grind: Do not attempt this route early. $6,000 is a massive amount of money. We recommend maximizing your income streams (Pizza Delivery, Casino, etc.) before starting.

• The Safehouse: The Beachhouse isn’t just for Consuela; it provides a second location to sleep, which is useful for managing time during other routes.

• Martinez: This route adds surprising depth to Martinez. Seeing her protective side over her mother makes her more than just a one-dimensional bully.

Final Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ (Expensive, but the Beachhouse is a great asset)